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Tip Demotivational Poster


HOW TO DRAW AN OWL -


TAGS: tips from uncle airman
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - December 30, 2010, 4:49 pm

lolz
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:18 pm
LOL!
LiquidSquid - December 30, 2010, 11:20 am
Exactly.
Reycolons619 - December 30, 2010, 9:18 am
This is very helpful thx a lot :P 5L
Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 7:08 am
OMG, I might finally get into art school! 5 matchbook covers.
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:04 am
Win.
Dairmid - December 30, 2010, 3:08 am
LOL Too funny.
NoBodyZ - December 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
lol


GIRFRIENDS TOO -


TAGS: safety tips motifake psa
Rating: 4.72/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
I know Krav Maga; anyone trying to harm this young man is gonna get their a*ses kicked.
Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:28 pm
you're welcome. The being in the trunk part got my attention. Never thought of that
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the safety tips Airman.


AUSTRALIA - And you thought their Spiders were big !!


TAGS: australia spiders big critters centipede
Rating: 2.69/5

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glen567 - December 25, 2012, 6:49 pm
That centipede isn't from Australia, it's from America.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 2:28 pm
LOL.... ladies and gentlemen; LD!
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 1:56 pm
But does the carpet match the drapes?
Gorp - June 6, 2009, 10:18 am
Except that thing lives in Arizona. (Red-headed centipede).


MEANWHILE - in Australia


TAGS: culos antipode
Rating: 4.73/5

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madcow - December 3, 2010, 4:57 pm
Im Aussie 2 hahaha:)
TheNightFlower - December 3, 2010, 4:24 pm
Me too Zreiser, I'm Aussie as well and love it too. :D
Zreiser - December 3, 2010, 3:06 pm
Being Aussie, I love this one! Simple, but amazingly effectively funny.
Airman - December 2, 2010, 11:16 am
LOL


Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists




DOWN UNDER - No matter how large the group, you can always spot the Aussie




ESPECIALLY A NOISY SHADOW -


TAGS: helicopter descending life s little tips
Rating: 4.91/5

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Ravenwing67 - April 26, 2012, 10:31 am
Used to do it all day long...although it was usually a CH-46 and on a flight deck...and I only got hit twice ;)
Bolverk37782 - April 17, 2012, 9:48 am
If you can stand under one of these when it's landing it means that either your boots have been set in concrete by you ever helpful mates or you’re the Incredible Hulk.!!
Budog - April 17, 2012, 12:28 am
So true, those Chinooks tend to screw up your whole day when they land on you! 5L
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:35 pm

This one is GREAT, Airman!~~


FUTILITY - Some situations are just outside your capabilities unless your Clark Kent.




COW TIPPING -


TAGS: sign cow tipping car wytch
Rating: 4.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 19, 2011, 5:11 pm
Damn Right!! Is that an import?....A fucking Toyota?....I'm gonna fuck that Toyota good...step back!
lyulf0 - August 19, 2011, 7:56 am
IN SOVIET RUSSIA COW TIP YOU!


MATH -


TAGS: add subtract divide and multiply
Rating: 4.83/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:07 pm
Cute.


MODERN MAN TIP -


TAGS: modern man tip clean crimescene
Rating: 4.38/5

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firedog911 - January 30, 2011, 9:14 am
All bets off when that bitch asks for a "manwich"!


HOUSEKEEPING TIP OF THE DAY - Keep several Get-Well cards on the mantle. If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean


TAGS: just a tip from your uncle airman
Rating: 3.4/5

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Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
Also, if people think i'm sick - there is a good chance they'll piss off and leave me alone.
Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:13 pm
Thanks man! Buying a house this week and I'll have give it a try.


VAGINAL CENTIPEDES?? - Well ok, I've looked at all the rest of the porn on the web




DATING TIP #1 - Never ask Oprah to sit on your face !!




BARTENDING STRATEGY -




DAMN VOICE SHUT UP - Or will I poke you with a Q-Tip again !


TAGS: voices shut up qtip poke
Rating: 4.86/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 5:07 am
AH! Tooth pick for me, nice poster
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 11:45 pm

I use an ice pick, myself...but I still hear the voices in my head.


YEHAA! - I'M a gonna ride me an ALTER BOY!!


TAGS: this guy looks like he should have electricity shooting out of his fingertips
Rating: 4.22/5

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agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:25 pm
lol (too)
CANADA - April 10, 2010, 2:31 pm
lol


Dad's advice -


TAGS: passing on survival tips
Rating: 3.67/5

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mizzdizz - February 2, 2015, 11:39 pm
To all the parents, who are stupid enough to tell their kids, "Just turn your back and walk away," Excellent! 5L!


DESPAIR -




DESTINY -


TAGS: early tippi
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - February 24, 2012, 10:03 pm
The youngest what??? Heh, heh.
Verdeckt - February 24, 2012, 10:01 pm
I get it.. Think I'm the youngest too...
ICEMAN - February 24, 2012, 7:27 pm
Hitchcock recognized his talent early.
Airman - February 24, 2012, 6:47 pm
i get it!
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 6:28 pm
Yeah, I know. Seems one of the ‘kids’ is a mod. 2nd try for this one
Reality Lord - February 24, 2012, 6:22 pm

lol5...love it but i am curious how many kids will get this one.


HALLOWEEN TIPS - Remember kids if you get Mommy to dress like a school girl, Uncle Cubby will give you money.


TAGS: early poster halloween tips cubby
Rating: 4.84/5

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crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 9:54 pm
LOL!


CONSTIPATION - It gets the best of all of us.




Cure -


TAGS: constipation cure lion animals
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 11:58 am
LOL!! YUP! In 3 . . 2 . . 1.. Lunch!!! This is GREAT!! 5 LOL lions, Weeping one!


PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips


TAGS: pizza delivery quick service tips speed
Rating: 3.53/5

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MrBlack - March 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Did ye see that? I totally destroyed their high score! What? What do ye mean speedin ticket?


MISS MONEY SAYS - Borrow money From pessimists They don't expect it back




THE INFORMANT -


TAGS: tipster bin laden interrogation
Rating: 4.56/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 19, 2011, 8:18 pm
Definately what you call "free falling tipster".


ABORTION - One Tip to Get a Flat Stomach


TAGS: abortion flat stomach commercial one tip tips five
Rating: 3.41/5

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Hector - June 30, 2009, 11:52 am
Serendipity.
Curintedery - June 11, 2009, 11:37 am
That made me rofl... Epic :P
Trocki - March 19, 2009, 6:36 pm
OMG LOL That's just WRONG


SHOTGUN -


TAGS: shotgun tipping car
Rating: 2.96/5

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grammar_nazi - September 30, 2009, 9:10 am
*facepalm*


GREAT IDEAS - Is it worth going above and beyond to create masterpieces that make people laugh and cry, only to see 5 people have voted?


TAGS: motiposters need votes 50cal
Rating: 4.8/5

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hermit57 - January 25, 2011, 7:28 pm
When God created the heavens and the earth, he said it was good, then went on to create other things. He didn't look for votes. Carry on. 5Ls!
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:13 pm
Great moti, an understandable comment best way is to not do it for the votes. that said 5 votes! lol
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:28 pm
5L
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 3:20 pm
This poster definitely makes me laugh and cry...at the same time. 5L
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 12:37 pm
I totally understand (bahaaaa).


PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION -


TAGS: safety tips
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - January 30, 2011, 3:26 am
????
Talis Briedis - January 30, 2011, 3:03 am
here are an astounding 16 votes on this one! WOW! from all 30 moderators....


BE DEMOCRATIC -


TAGS: hints for multiple personality disorder
Rating: 4.7/5

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Wytch - August 20, 2011, 7:56 pm
I have D.I.D. (multiple personalities) and I STILL found this hilarious!
crankyhead - August 11, 2011, 2:54 am
Will do sir, my bad.
forseti - August 11, 2011, 1:52 am
It's all about the personality disorder (and about democracy of course). No political opinion was spread. So I think there is no reason to ban it to politifake ;)
Cloudchaser - August 11, 2011, 12:46 am
I agree, this is something that everyone can agree with regardless of political affiliation.
Iconoclast - August 10, 2011, 11:28 pm
I suggest - respectfully - that encouraging folks to vote is not political, but is simply good citizenship. Partisan posters belong on politifake, but this wasn't partisan, IMHO.
motinet - August 10, 2011, 4:57 pm

Keep on politifake please


NEW YORK -




CREATING A MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: tips are always useful
Rating: 4.43/5

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CANADA - October 9, 2010, 3:51 pm
WOW!
Derek - October 8, 2010, 9:45 pm
Don't be ironic Airman ;})
Airman - October 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
thanks space
spacedog - October 8, 2010, 5:36 pm
I like it. 5L Airman.
Airman - October 8, 2010, 4:51 pm
thanks Crank. Looks like this one was a little too much work for some
crankyhead - October 8, 2010, 4:07 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Airman FTW!


CENTIPEDES -


TAGS: warning centipedes danger hazard
Rating: 4.19/5

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culos - January 28, 2011, 5:33 am
and iof you do it, do it well, you missed a number of obvious spelling mistakes that make it clear that the creator of this poster does not have English as his/her first language.
culos - January 28, 2011, 5:32 am
@hermit57: A word of warning, nobody likes a Nazi, especially if that Nazi has not contributed one single poster to the site....
hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 2:59 am
Ouch, who hurt you? By the way that's "ruin their liVes" not lifes.


BAD REPUTATION - It’s hard to find a girlfriend when your claim to fame is being a hooker




MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES - Artificial Intelligence is doomed




OR... - He's Constipated...I Can't Tell The Difference




WHY DID THE BLONDE TIP-TOE PAST THE MEDICINE CABINET? - She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.




CONSTIPATION - WHEN IT HITS, IT HITS HARD


TAGS: wolverine constipation
Rating: 2.71/5

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pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:23 am
been done. 2l's


NOW COME ON - Was that really nessecary?




MOVING TIP #48 - Takes all the fun out of Dorm-Parties.




COD4 MP - Up it without a paddle.




BRAD PITT IS A BASTERD - And Benjamin Button,Jesse James,John Smith,Acheilles. Anybody get left out?


TAGS: actors movies multiple personalities
Rating: 1.73/5

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timebomb - October 13, 2009, 6:12 pm
Who was Tyler Durden??
don - October 12, 2009, 11:53 am
yeah... Tyler Durden!
agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 12:10 am
Shouldn't everyone?
temp - October 11, 2009, 12:05 am
Ya, you forgot Tyler Durden.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 10, 2009, 2:40 am
I would redo sex ed as well if I were you.....we all saw what you did with that llama.
timebomb - October 10, 2009, 2:39 am
Damn, I have got to go back to school and learn how to spill.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 2:13 am
Fragments
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 2:13 am
You're.
Mark Santiago - October 10, 2009, 2:12 am
Your Right. My bad. thanks for the heads up.
Slim - October 10, 2009, 1:20 am
Learn how to spell 'Achilles'.


the rules -


TAGS: of multiple valentines
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 15, 2014, 11:15 pm
Well now, that would’ve been fun. Girls holding ME on the ant piles, not so much…except for the straddling part.
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 10:43 pm
We held the girls on the ant piles
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 7:15 pm
I was always jealous of those that had that stuff. Our country school had a creek, one room, a wood stove, a black board, and a FANTASTIC teacher….the girls had underwear…holey underwear…oh, we had trees to climb, the girls went first, heh heh
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 6:38 pm
On the playground at school?? No swings?? Sure there was - right next to the merry-go-round... You remember, it was that round thing the girls would push - some without underwear!
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 5:14 pm
we never had swings…just a stick and a tire
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 2:35 pm
You know - married! Swinging side by side married - like when we were kids... remember back that far?
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 7:34 am
??????’not married’??????.... the melon resides in the far edge of the patch. Therefore, I must ask of the melon…WTF??
TheSanityInspector - February 15, 2014, 7:24 am
Ha!
Greeny - February 14, 2014, 11:14 pm
Hey - they're not married
GaryO - February 14, 2014, 10:37 pm
Aw, shucks (toing the sand), ‘twern’t nuthin’ ……thanx guys
MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 10:00 pm
Mr. Gary! A little bit of shameonyou! Ok a whole 5L of it.
ughomer - February 14, 2014, 2:07 pm
Oh, GaryO!! 5 Lions.


Personal Experience -




Tipping -


TAGS: stripper tipping canned foods mad
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:20 pm
Damm, missed the four for a dollar sale


Empty -


TAGS: bathroom toilet paper constipation
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:07 pm
The situation is similar to cartoons who fall only when they "notice" their predicament; if you notice the tp roll empty, your b*tt checks clench and you get constipated. If you DON'T notice it in time, then you get the runs. :-/
Silverheart - April 11, 2014, 11:42 am

I've sacrificed a few socks to the porcelain diety in similar situations...
MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 11:18 am
Am I reading this wrong...I usually get the runs THEN notice there is no TP! Am I the only one?
Airman - April 11, 2014, 10:19 am
reminds me of the time when I was 11 and had an emergency in the woods. Leaves were handy.. but turned out to be poison ivy. Mom got quite the chucle out of it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 12:04 am
ROFLMAO!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 12:02 am
Holy crap! - no pun intended. It sounds like it's a real knee-slapper. Send me a pm if you'd like. My wife says I laugh at the most ridiculous things, lol.
Oldsod - April 10, 2014, 5:23 pm
...but surely, this is why God gave us TWO hands...
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:39 pm

PS: There was no plunger, either...(bigger sigh)
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:38 pm

I would love to tell you all about a bathroom experience that culminated with this discovery. It happened in a warehouse-sized antique shop somewhere in Kansas and remains one of the most mortifying experiences of my long and dusty life...(sigh)


ONE WAY TO TELL - if you've become a Regular at the strip club


TAGS: rerun big tipper
Rating: 4.71/5

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rerun - July 7, 2010, 7:17 pm

I always come home with more money than I bought with me


UN-SUCCESS -


TAGS: wall street trading stocks tip
Rating: 4.65/5

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kay9kabang - August 12, 2010, 6:57 am
that is not the face you want your stock broker to have
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 7:05 pm
My adviser tells me they all trend upward in the long run... just like motifake ratings. Right? 5L
forseti - July 21, 2010, 4:13 pm
great!!
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 10:43 am
Nice! 5L


NEW HORIZON -




RERUNIN THROUGH THE JUNGLE -




Sudafed-head -




Tip -


TAGS: tip gin joint crash bar casablanca
Rating: 4.38/5

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Pagong - May 3, 2014, 1:57 am
Thanks for the booze.
Oldsod - April 30, 2014, 8:59 pm
Brilliant...


UUUUUUGH, -


TAGS: rex ryan nfl constipated funny
Rating: 4.33/5

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falloutghoul - October 17, 2013, 7:33 am
The usual side effect from playing against the Green Bay Packers.


CONSTIPATION - can make you appreciate the formerly unappreciated




FUTILE OPTIONS -




Fashion -




Enemy popsicles -


TAGS: enemy popsicle turban q tip glare
Rating: 3.8/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 15, 2017, 2:00 pm
When to US invaded India, that was too much. Oh, wait, that never happened.
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 12:45 pm
Actually, they're Rajasthanis, from an area of India only 8% Islamic. Unlikely to ever by "enemies".
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:38 am
For whatever reason, it conjurs up an image of a ring of cavemen...teehee.


Will Smith -


TAGS: will smith human centipede meme
Rating: 3.75/5

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GaryO - November 10, 2014, 8:41 am
Well, shyt, this poster is 3 months old and the Koffee is stale
GaryO - November 10, 2014, 8:35 am
Bump it up, Koffee, yer close.


ALWAYS PLAY TO YOUR BASE -


TAGS: helpful tips for the gop
Rating: 3.27/5

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Sean - May 2, 2009, 7:52 pm
To the moderates and undecideds -- the people you have to win over as election day approaches, and enough so that they bother to vote, folks like Ol' Unfortunate Left Nostril here have limited appeal. But hey? I should make a poster that says that, eh?
Marduke - May 2, 2009, 12:43 pm
I don't know, I think that's a bit of a cop-out. It'a easy to have fun when you can attack, but don'y have to do. Franken like him or hate him has at least interjected himself in the process, which is more than can said of the others.
Sean - May 2, 2009, 12:33 pm
By the way, Rush owes me. The high quality pic I stared with seemed to have an unfortunate "shadow" in the left nosticular region, shall we say? Looked like something else. So I copied a tiny portion of shadaw from elsewhere and pasted it there. Fixed
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Rush himself has said that he is having too much fun with what he currently does. Why change jobs when you enjoy what you do?
Marduke - May 1, 2009, 10:01 am
Why is that, do you suppose. Why doesn't Rush run for office.
WTFO - May 1, 2009, 1:19 am
I'll buy that. But the most dangerous part of these two bomb-throwers is one has a political office where he can jack up the country with his extreme views. The other just espouses his extreme views over the airwaves.
Haarakkon - May 1, 2009, 12:44 am
Limbaugh is a cold steel gauntlet leaving a welt on the cheek, Franken is a flaming bamboo splinter under the fingernail.
WTFO - May 1, 2009, 12:38 am
typo: please change to "but not nearly". thanks.
WTFO - May 1, 2009, 12:37 am
"If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it'd be a travesty." -Al Franken -- Interview with the Oregonian, Feb. 22, 1999. I do agree that Rush is divisive and an attack dog, but nearly as vicious as Al. But that's my opinion.
WTFO - May 1, 2009, 12:36 am
"Republicans are shameless d**ks. No, that’s not fair. Republican politicians are shameless d**ks" - Al Franken. I don't remember Rush ever calling all Dems d**ks. Another quote from Al that I truly love shows a deep intelligence I didn't think he had..
Haarakkon - May 1, 2009, 12:15 am
I don't listen to Rush or Al, but I've read their stuff. They both tend toward polarity. In that sense, the poster is dead on.
Sean - May 1, 2009, 12:02 am
I have in mind Franken's books when I think of his tougher stuff.
Sean - May 1, 2009, 12:00 am
Intersting point. I think some of Franken's nastiness slips in under the radar (mine) anyway, because he's simply a lot smarter and funnier than Rush. Rush can`t make you laugh if you don`t already want to see who he mocks be mocked.
Haarakkon - April 30, 2009, 11:53 pm
Taken as a whole, though, it works. Rush and Sen. Franken are two sides of the coin.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
My sarcasm here is based on the premise that Republicans have a choice. But the more I think about it, the less sure I am. While hardcore Republicans would neve wote Dem. If you don't kiss their asses enough, how would their vindictiveness play out?


CONSTIPATION - yeaaaaah! it came out!!




OK... - "Poseidon Adventure", take 1... and.....ACTION!




IS HE CONSTIPATED, SON? - what looks like a mild obstruction to one man means death at the hands of the dragon for another




C.O.N.S.T.I.P.A.T.I.O.N - It happens to everyone.




PHOTOSHOPPED - Because everything you see on the internet that makes no sense, must be a manipulated image




MULTIPLE BIRTHS -




CAVEMAN CONSTIPATION - Gives ya some perspective, don't it?


TAGS: skelton rock constipation
Rating: 2.21/5

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Ugh - September 1, 2008, 1:58 pm
Ugh know feeling :(


Companionship? -


TAGS: umbrella tip all wet monthly girls nozaki kun
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 6, 2016, 4:43 pm
Too true. ^^^^^Up
mizzdizz - July 6, 2016, 1:10 pm
chuckle, chuckle-- I've had very short term 'friends' like that! ^!


constipation -


TAGS: funny face constipated poop
Rating: 5/5

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sherazkhaliq - May 20, 2017, 5:57 pm
thank you.
JesusWept - May 19, 2017, 4:00 pm
Nice job! And welcome to the funny farm!


Palliative -


TAGS: booze sauce hooch tipple drink
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 24, 2015, 4:37 pm
....whiskey in hot chocolate just before bed for a bad cold and lots of chicken soup. 5L
Oldsod - July 23, 2015, 7:53 pm
Ah, memories. Grandma was a tea-totaller, but kept a pint of Wild Turkey for medicinal purposes. Mom used to look forward to getting a cold, so she could take NyQuil...


Creative accounting -


TAGS: weight loss tip for the dumb
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - September 21, 2015, 11:17 am
One more time, Silvy, where can I get that app? PLEEEEAAAAASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFL!!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!


Policy Manual Addendum -


TAGS: booze sauce hooch tipple drink
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 11, 2015, 10:12 am
trust a bunch of techies to find a loophole! LOL! 5L yuk-yuk!


do you worry? -




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